"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time


men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
(via hoochiemermaid)


country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”


if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you